Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th February 2001

Dilbert//4314, first published 25 years ago on Monday 5th February 2001

Tags

cockeyed creepy guy fail good work hired creep products features cape cane

Open source transcript

I HIRED A CREEP TO HELP DETERMINE OUR PRODUCT'S FEATURES.

YOU NEED MORE FEATURES.

GOOD WORK.

WHEN CAN YOU HAVE THAT DONE?

GAAA!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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