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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th February 2001

Dilbert//4316, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 7th February 2001


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creep super powers of creep sexy oomp flirt with alice creep and alice


Open source transcript

THE FEATURE CREEP BEING A FEATURE CREEP IS LIKE HAVING A SUPER POWER.

THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME SO SEXY.

OOMP THAT OOMP SOUND JUST BOUGHT YOU A NEW FEATURE, MISSY.

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AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Feature Creep"

Summary:

  • A man explains that being a feature creep is like having a superpower.
  • A woman responds by saying that it makes her sexy.
  • The man is surprised and asks if she is ooming (a play on the word "oomph").
  • The woman confirms that she is indeed ooming, implying that she has a new feature.
  • The man is amused and impressed by her confidence.

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