Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th February 2001

Dilbert//4316, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 7th February 2001

Tags

creep super powers of creep sexy oomp flirt with alice creep and alice

Open source transcript

THE FEATURE CREEP BEING A FEATURE CREEP IS LIKE HAVING A SUPER POWER.

THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME SO SEXY.

OOMP THAT OOMP SOUND JUST BOUGHT YOU A NEW FEATURE, MISSY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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