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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th February 2001

Dilbert//4315, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 6th February 2001


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low battery indicator work day and night health decline other peoples problems creep likes


Open source transcript

THE FEATURE CREEP IS IT TOO LATE TO GIVE OUR PRODUCT A LOW-BATTERY INDICATOR?

I'D HAVE TO WORK NIGHT AND DAY FOR A MONTH! MY HEALTH WOULD DECLINE AND I'D MISS ALL MY OBJECTIVES!

I JUST REALIZED THAT OTHER PEOPLE'S PROBLEMS MAKE ME ALL WARM INSIDE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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