Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th February 2001

Dilbert//4318, first published 25 years ago on Friday 9th February 2001

Tags

flight three am slap head uncross eyes coffee crazy alice crazy airplane travel airfare

Official transcript

A frazzled-looking Alice says to Dilbert, "My flight didn't get in until three this morning."

Alice asks Dilbert, "Would you mind slapping the back of my head until my eyes uncross?"

As Dilbert stands behind Alice and raises a notebook to slap her, Alice pushes her coffee cup toward Asok the Intern. Alice says, "Pour all of your coffee in here and no one gets hurt."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY FLIGHT DIDN'T GET IN UNTIL THREE THIS MORNING.

WOULD YOU MIND SLAPPING THE BACK OF MY HEAD UNTIL MY EYES UNCROSS?

POUR ALL OF YOUR COFFEE IN HERE AND NO ONE GETS HURT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Flight Delayed"

Summary:

The comic strip features a man, Dilbert, sitting at his desk with a cup of coffee in front of him. He is accompanied by a woman, who is slapping the back of her head repeatedly. The woman asks Dilbert if he would mind slapping the back of her head until her eyes uncross, as her flight was delayed until three in the morning. Dilbert agrees to help, but only if she pours all of her coffee into his cup, as he is in desperate need of a caffeine fix. The woman complies, and Dilbert takes a sip of the coffee, which is now extremely hot. The woman then asks him to slap the back of her head again, and Dilbert obliges, causing her to scream in pain. The strip ends with Dilbert looking concerned and the woman holding her head in agony.

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