Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 9th February 2001

Dilbert//4318, first published 25 years ago on Friday 9th February 2001

Tags

flight three am slap head uncross eyes coffee crazy alice crazy airplane travel airfare

Official transcript

A frazzled-looking Alice says to Dilbert, "My flight didn't get in until three this morning."

Alice asks Dilbert, "Would you mind slapping the back of my head until my eyes uncross?"

As Dilbert stands behind Alice and raises a notebook to slap her, Alice pushes her coffee cup toward Asok the Intern. Alice says, "Pour all of your coffee in here and no one gets hurt."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY FLIGHT DIDN'T GET IN UNTIL THREE THIS MORNING.

WOULD YOU MIND SLAPPING THE BACK OF MY HEAD UNTIL MY EYES UNCROSS?

POUR ALL OF YOUR COFFEE IN HERE AND NO ONE GETS HURT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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