Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 10th February 2001

Dilbert//4319, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 10th February 2001

Tags

all night flight came to work usual jeopardize missing work park in lobby out of it disheveled

Official transcript

A frazzled-looking Alice says to The Boss, "My flight took all night but I still came to work on time as usual."

Alice continues, "I didn't want to jeopardize the company by missing work."

A male co-worker says to Alice, "You're not allowed to park in the lobby."

Alice yells, "Since when?!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY FLIGHT TOOK ALL NIGHT BUT I STILL CAME TO WORK ON TIME AS USUAL.

I DIDN'T WANT TO JEOPARDIZE THE COMPANY BY MISSING WORK.

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO PARK IN THE LOBBY.

SINCE WHEN?!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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