Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th February 2001

Dilbert//4321, first published 25 years ago on Monday 12th February 2001

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greedy boss huge growth earnings mean boss miss growth poised stock options vest unrelated move leave company

Official transcript

The Boss says to Wally and Dilbert, "Our CEO says we are poised for huge growth in earnings."

The Boss continues, "In an unrelated move, he announced that he will leave the company before any of his stock options vest."

Wally and Dilbert look horrified and their ties fly up in front of their faces as The Boss says, "The poor guy will miss all of our growth."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CEO SAYS WE ARE POISED FOR HUGE GROWTH IN EARNINGS.

IN AN UNRELATED MOVE, HE ANNOUNCED THAT HE WILL LEAVE THE COMPANY BEFORE ANY OF HIS STOCK OPTIONS VEST.

THE POOR GUY WILL MISS ALL OF OUR GROWTH.

KEED

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