Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th February 2001

Dilbert//4322, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 13th February 2001

Tags

boss sneaking up on computer walk past muscles cramping technology

Official transcript

The Boss peeks in at Dilbert in his cubicle and thinks, "Is that work? I can't see what's on the screen."

The Boss raises one leg as if in the middle of walking and thinks, "If he sees me I'll pretend I'm in mid-stride, just passing by."

Wally stands behind The Boss and says into his cell phone, "The small font is working."

Dilbert says into his telephone, "Good."

The Boss grimaces and thinks, "Muscles cramping."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IS THAT WORK?

I CAN'T SEE WHAT'S ON THE SCREEN.

IF HE SEES ME I'LL PRETEND I'M IN MID-STRIDE, JUST PASSING BY.

THE SMALL FONT IS WORKING.

MUSCLES CRAMPING.

GOOD

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