Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th February 2001

Dilbert//4324, first published 25 years ago on Thursday 15th February 2001

Tags

never thought organic pain racing toward oblivion self delusion key to happiness

Official transcript

Dogbert says to Dilbert, "The key to happiness is self-delusion."

Dobert says to Dilbert, "Don't think of yourself as an organic pain collector racing toward oblivion."

Dilbert says, "I've never had that thought... Until now."

Dogbert says, "Don't blame me; I said don't."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE KEY TO HAPPINESS IS SELF- DELUSION.

DON'T THINK OF YOURSELF AS AN ORGANIC PAIN COLLECTOR RACING TOWARD OBLIVION.

I'VE NEVER HAD THAT THOUGHT...

UNTIL NOW.

DON'T BLAME ME; I SAID DONT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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