Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th February 2001

Dilbert//4323, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 14th February 2001

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alice small alice kill people looking at them smiling man dies scary face

Official transcript

A male co-worker says to Alice, "Smile, Alice. It won't hurt."

As Alice glares at the co-worker, he grabs at his throat and cries, "Gaaak!!"

At a table, eating lunch with Wally and Dilbert, Alice says, "I found out I can kill people by looking at them."

Dilbert says, "I wondered why you were smiling."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SMILE, ALICE.

IT WON'T HURT.

GAAAK!!

I FOUND OUT I CAN KILL PEOPLE BY LOOKING I WONDERED AT THEM.

WHY YOU WERE SMILING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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