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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 17th February 2001

Dilbert//4326, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 17th February 2001


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deadlines finish on time forty hours good news bad news boss dilbert


Official transcript

Dilbert sits at his computer as The Boss says, "Good news: The deadline got pushed back a week."

Dilbert says to The Boss, "Good news?! I've been working for forty hours straight to finish on time!"

The Boss thinks, "I just realized I don't know the difference between good news and bad news."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

GOOD NEWS: THE DEADLINE GOT PUSHED BACK A WEEK.

GOOD NEWS?!

I'VE BEEN WORKING FOR FORTY HOURS STRAIGHT TO FINISH ON TIME!

I JUST REALIZED I DON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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