Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th February 2001

Dilbert//4333, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 24th February 2001

Tags

alice the manager emptiness no soul play air guitar dance

Official transcript

ALICE THE MANAGER: Alice says to The Boss, "How do I cope with the emptiness of having no soul?"

The Boss dances and shows his teeth and says to Alice, "Try doing this with your teeth while you dance."

Alice asks, "Is there another way?"

The Boss says, "I can teach you to play air guitar."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE THE MANAGER HOW DO I COPE WITH THE EMPTINESS OF HAVING NO SOUL?

TRY DOING THIS WITH YOUR TEETH WHILE YOU DANCE.

IS THERE ANOTHER WAY?

I CAN TEACH YOU TO PLAY AIR GUITAR.

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