Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th February 2001

Dilbert//4337, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 28th February 2001

Tags

always right arrogance management training punished two rules customer

Official transcript

MANAGEMENT TRAINING: Dogbert says, "There are two essential rules of management."

The Management Training class, with Alice sitting in the front row, listens as Dogbert continues, "One: The customer is always right."

Dogbert continues, "Two: They must be punished for their arrogance!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MANAGEMENT TRAINING THERE ARE TWO ESSENTIAL RULES OF MANAGEMENT.

ONE: THE CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

TWO: THEY MUST BE PUNISHED FOR THEIR ARROGANCE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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