Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 1st March 2001

Dilbert//4338, first published 25 years ago on Thursday 1st March 2001

Tags

unlock skull management training twist ears moral compass deactivate leadership working weekends adjustng dogbert

Official transcript

MANAGEMENT TRAINING: Dogbert stands on a stool behind a man sitting in a chair. Dogbert says, "You twist the ears to unlock the skull."

The man's skull is open as if a hinge were on the side of his head. Dogbert reaches inside the skull and says, "Find the moral compass and deactivate it."

Dogbert replaces the man's skull and says, "The result is something called leadership."

The man points in front of him and says, "You're working weekends!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MANAGEMENT TRAINING YOU TWIST THE EARS TO UNLOCK THE SKULL.

FIND THE MORAL COMPASS AND DEACTIVATE IT.

THE RESULT IS SOMETHING CALLED LEADERSHIP.

YOU'RE WORKING WEEKENDS!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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