Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th March 2001

Dilbert//4342, first published 25 years ago on Monday 5th March 2001

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sould claim ticket demoted non-management cubicle

Official transcript

At a window marked 'Souls', a devil is standing behind the counter. Alice hands him a claim check and says, "I'd like my soul back. Here's my claim ticket."

The devil, reading the claim ticket, says, "You've been demoted back to non-management. Very well."

Outside Alice's cubicle, a little cloud hovers. Alice points into the cubicle and says to the cloud, "Get back in the cubicle."

The cloud, which is Alice's soul, cries, "No-o-o-o!!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D LIKE MY SOUL BACK. HERE'S MY CLAIM TICKET.

SOULS YOU'VE BEEN DEMOTED BACK TO NON-MANAGE- MENT. VERY WELL.

GET BACK IN THE CUBICLE.

NO-0-0-0!!

"Il/

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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