Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th March 2001

Dilbert//4343, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 6th March 2001

Tags

water avoid work glug wally drinks water

Official transcript

Dilbert looks as Wally who is holding an enormous bottle of water. Wally says, "I use my huge bottle of water to avoid work."

Wally drinks from his huge bottle of water to the sound of, "Glug glug glug glug glug glug glug,"

and Dilbert watches. Wally continues drinking, to the sound of, "Glug glug glug glug,"

as Dilbert looks at his watch to time him. The Boss says to Wally, "Wally, would you... um... Wally? Uh... Wally..."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I USE MY HUGE BOTTLE OF WATER TO AVOID WORK.

GLUG GLUG GLUE GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG WALLY, WOULD YOU...UM...

WALLY? UH WALLY GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUE

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