Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 6th March 2001

Dilbert//4343, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 6th March 2001

Tags

water avoid work glug wally drinks water

Official transcript

Dilbert looks as Wally who is holding an enormous bottle of water. Wally says, "I use my huge bottle of water to avoid work."

Wally drinks from his huge bottle of water to the sound of, "Glug glug glug glug glug glug glug,"

and Dilbert watches. Wally continues drinking, to the sound of, "Glug glug glug glug,"

as Dilbert looks at his watch to time him. The Boss says to Wally, "Wally, would you... um... Wally? Uh... Wally..."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I USE MY HUGE BOTTLE OF WATER TO AVOID WORK.

GLUG GLUG GLUE GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUG WALLY, WOULD YOU...UM...

WALLY? UH WALLY GLUG GLUG GLUG GLUE

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Water Bottle Conundrum"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and humorous observations on office life.
• In this particular strip, Dilbert uses his large water bottle to avoid work, much to the annoyance of his coworker Wally.
• Wally, who is always looking for ways to get out of work, is drawn to Dilbert's water bottle and begins to drink from it excessively.
• Dilbert, frustrated with Wally's behavior, labels the water bottle "GLUG GLUG GLUG" to deter him from drinking from it.
• Despite Dilbert's efforts, Wally continues to drink from the water bottle, leading to a humorous exchange between the two characters.

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