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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th March 2001

Dilbert//4344, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 7th March 2001


Tags

take this one hige mistake security reliability xq-7


Official transcript

Dilbert is talking to a vendor. Pointing to a sheet of paper, Dilbert says, "I'll take this one."

The vendor says, "No, no, no. Huge mistake."

The vendor says to Dilbert, "You need the security and reliability of the XQ-7."

Dilbert says, "Okay, I'll take the XQ-7."

The vendor says, "Shoot! I wish my company made that one."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'LL TAKE THIS ONE.

NO, NO, NO. HUGE MISTAKE.

YOU NEED THE SECURITY AND RELIABILITY OF THE XQ-7 OKAY, I'LL TAKE THE XQ-7 SHOOT! I WISH MY COMPANY MADE THAT ONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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