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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th March 2001

Dilbert//4349, first published 25 years ago on Monday 12th March 2001


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afraid of change operation someone listened to you gender change move to china


Official transcript

Wally and a male co-worker are listening to The Boss. The Boss says, "Don't be afraid of change."

The Boss listens as the male co-worker stands up and says, "You're right! I'm going to get a gender change operation and move to China!"

Wally says to The Boss, "I've always wondered what would happen if someone listened to you."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DON'T BE AFRAID OF CHANGE.

YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M GOING TO GET A GENDER CHANGE OPERATION AND MOVE TO CHINA!

I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF SOMEONE LISTENED TO YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Change of Plans"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a meeting of executives, with one executive announcing a gender change operation and relocating to China. The other executives are surprised and concerned about the potential consequences of this decision.

Key Points:

  • An executive announces a gender change operation and plans to move to China.
  • The other executives are shocked and concerned about the implications of this decision.
  • One executive wonders what would happen if someone listened to the executive's new plans.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of change and the potential consequences of unexpected decisions.

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