Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 12th March 2001

Dilbert//4349, first published 25 years ago on Monday 12th March 2001

Tags

afraid of change operation someone listened to you gender change move to china

Official transcript

Wally and a male co-worker are listening to The Boss. The Boss says, "Don't be afraid of change."

The Boss listens as the male co-worker stands up and says, "You're right! I'm going to get a gender change operation and move to China!"

Wally says to The Boss, "I've always wondered what would happen if someone listened to you."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DON'T BE AFRAID OF CHANGE.

YOU'RE RIGHT! I'M GOING TO GET A GENDER CHANGE OPERATION AND MOVE TO CHINA!

I'VE ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF SOMEONE LISTENED TO YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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