Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th March 2001

Dilbert//4350, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 13th March 2001

Tags

calling in sick honesty monday puked puked up organs questioned suspicious vomit glah! optional guts

Official transcript

An under-the-weather Alice sits angrily as The Boss says, "I'm a bit suspicious about you calling in sick yesterday on a Monday, Alice."

The Boss looks startled as Alice exclaims, "Glah!"

and her internal organs fly out of her mouth. Alice says to Dilbert, "Luckily I had lots of optional guts."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M A BIT SUSPICIOUS ABOUT YOU CALLING IN SICK YESTERDAY ON A MONDAY, ALICE.

GLAH!

LUCKILY I HAD LOTS OF OPTIONAL GUTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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