Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 13th March 2001

Dilbert//4350, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 13th March 2001

Tags

calling in sick honesty monday puked puked up organs questioned suspicious vomit glah! optional guts

Official transcript

An under-the-weather Alice sits angrily as The Boss says, "I'm a bit suspicious about you calling in sick yesterday on a Monday, Alice."

The Boss looks startled as Alice exclaims, "Glah!"

and her internal organs fly out of her mouth. Alice says to Dilbert, "Luckily I had lots of optional guts."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M A BIT SUSPICIOUS ABOUT YOU CALLING IN SICK YESTERDAY ON A MONDAY, ALICE.

GLAH!

LUCKILY I HAD LOTS OF OPTIONAL GUTS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Glah!"

Summary:

• Alice is feeling unwell on a Monday.
• She calls in sick to work.
• Dilbert, her coworker, is amused by her condition and makes a joke about having "optional guts."
• The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of taking a sick day and the absurdity of feeling unwell on a Monday.

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