Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 15th March 2001

Dilbert//4352, first published 25 years ago on Thursday 15th March 2001

Tags

billion shares dot com subsidary fire everyone presdient raise stock promoting

Official transcript

The Boss says to Dilbert, "I'm promoting you to president of our dot-com subsidiary."

The Boss says to Dilbert, "Your job is to fire everyone."

Dilbert asks, "Would I get a raise?"

The Boss answers, "How does a billion shares of stock sound?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M PROMOTING YOU TO PRESIDENT OF OUR DOT-COM SUBSIDIARY.

YOUR JOB IS TO FIRE EVERYONE.

WOULD I GET A RAISE?

HOW DOES A BILLION SHARES OF STOCK SOUND?

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