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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th March 2001

Dilbert//4351, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 14th March 2001


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germs safe from germs alice sneeze blows up germ safety device


Official transcript

An under-the-weather Alice sits at her computer. Wally is wearing a protective head covering that looks like a large gas mask. Wally says, "I'm safe from your germs, Alice. You can sneeze all you want."

Alice pulls the cap off the hose to Wally's gas mask as she begins to sneeze with a large sound of, "Aah..."

Alice completes her sneeze into the hose of Wally's gas mask. Wally's head covering blows up like a huge balloon.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M SAFE FROM YOUR GERMS, ALICE. YOU CAN SNEEZE ALL YOU WANT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Germs Be Gone"

Summary:

  • The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled, brown-haired character, who is concerned about germs.
  • Alice, a blonde woman, reassures Dilbert that he can sneeze all he wants.
  • However, when Dilbert sneezes, a giant yellow germ emerges from his mouth, causing chaos and destruction.
  • The comic strip pokes fun at the idea that germs are a serious threat and that sneezing can be a powerful force.
  • The humor is exaggerated and satirical, making it a relatable and entertaining read for fans of the "Dilbert" comic strip.

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