Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 14th March 2001

Dilbert//4351, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 14th March 2001

Tags

germs safe from germs alice sneeze blows up germ safety device

Official transcript

An under-the-weather Alice sits at her computer. Wally is wearing a protective head covering that looks like a large gas mask. Wally says, "I'm safe from your germs, Alice. You can sneeze all you want."

Alice pulls the cap off the hose to Wally's gas mask as she begins to sneeze with a large sound of, "Aah..."

Alice completes her sneeze into the hose of Wally's gas mask. Wally's head covering blows up like a huge balloon.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M SAFE FROM YOUR GERMS, ALICE. YOU CAN SNEEZE ALL YOU WANT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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