Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 20th March 2001

Dilbert//4357, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 20th March 2001

Tags

phone call outgoing message paris press one movie press two bad feeling

Official transcript

Dilbert, pressing buttons on his portable telephone to the sound of, "beep boop beep,"

thinks to himself, "I hope she's home."

Listening to his phone, Dilbert hears, "If you'd like to take me to Paris, press one. If you are inviting me to a lousy movie, press two."

Dilbert presses a button on his phone to the sound of, "beep,"

and thinks to himself, "I've got a bad feeling about this."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HOPE SHE'S HOME.

BEEP BOOP BEEP IF YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE ME TO PARIS, PRESS ONE. IF YOU ARE INVITING ME TO A LOUSY MOVIE, PRESS TWO.

I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.

BEEP

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