Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 21st March 2001

Dilbert//4358, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 21st March 2001

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bowling alley dumb dumbest idea going someplace not happy take charge men going somewhere

Official transcript

A woman, walking with Dilbert, says, "I like take-charge men who just say, 'C'mon, we're going someplace."

Dilbert says to the woman, "C'mon, we're going to the bowling alley!"

The woman says, "That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard."

Dilbert says, "I think I see how this works."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LIKE TAKE-CHARGE MEN WHO JUST SAY, "C'MON, WE'RE GOING SOMEPLACE." C'MON, WE'RE GOING TO THE BOWLING ALLEY!

THAT'S THE DUMBEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD.

I THINK I SEE HOW THIS WORKS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Bowling Alley"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and pessimistic outlook on life.
• The strip begins with Dilbert's boss asking him to take charge of a group of employees going to the bowling alley.
• Dilbert responds with a sarcastic comment, "I like take-charge men who just say, 'c'mon, we're going someplace.'"
• His boss is unaware of Dilbert's sarcasm and asks him to elaborate on his idea.
• Dilbert reveals that he has no idea how the bowling alley works, but thinks it's a "dumbest idea" he's ever heard.
• The strip ends with Dilbert's boss looking confused and frustrated, while Dilbert remains unapologetic and sarcastic.

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