Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 23rd March 2001

Dilbert//4360, first published 25 years ago on Friday 23rd March 2001

Tags

look like losers give numbers internal subterfuge eighty percent vp

Official transcript

There are several papers on a table. The Boss says to Dilbert, "We can't show these numbers to our VP. They make us look like losers."

The Boss says to Dilbert, "Find something we're doing well and give him those numbers instead."

Dilbert, wearing dark glasses and a false moustache, looks on as the VP reads the report and says, "Wow! Our internal subterfuge is up eighty percent!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE CAN'T SHOW THESE NUMBERS TO OUR VP. THEY MAKE US LOOK LIKE LOSERS.

FIND SOMETHING WE'RE DOING WELL AND GIVE HIM THOSE NUMBERS INSTEAD.

WOW! OUR INTERNAL SUBTERFUGE IS UP EIGHTY PERCENT!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.