Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 24th March 2001

Dilbert//4361, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 24th March 2001

Tags

dental plan golden handcuffs prickly panties retain best employess bowl of candy

Official transcript

Catbert says to Wally, "We try to retain our best employees by giving them 'golden handcuffs.'"

Catbert continues saying to Wally, "The rest of you will experience our other program, the one I call 'Prickly Panties.'"

Wally, holding a large bowl, says to Dilbert, "Then he gave me a huge bowl of candy."

Dilbert, pointing to his computer monitor, says, "Hey, they cut our dental plan again!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE TRY TO RETAIN OUR BEST EMPLOYEES BY GIVING THEM "GOLDEN HANDCUFFS." THE REST OF YOU WILL EXPERIENCE OUR OTHER PROGRAM, THE ONE I CALL "PRICKLY PANTIES." THEN HE GAVE ME A HUGE BOWL OF CANDY.

HEY, THEY CUT OUR DENTAL PLAN AGAIN!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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