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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 27th March 2001

Dilbert//4364, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 27th March 2001


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good news bad news power utility company new vp opeartaions offcie wheel attached generator business


Official transcript

Dogbert says to Ratbert, "Ratbert, I have good news and bad news."

Dogbert says to a happy Ratbert, "The good news is I'm starting up a power utility company and you're my new VP of Operations!"

Dogbert says to a chagrined Ratbert, "The bad news is that your office is inside a wheel attached to a generator."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

RATBERT, I HAVE GOOD NEWS AND BAD NEWS.

Ma-Kooz AL 11.

THE GOOD NEWS IS I'M STARTING UP A POWER UTILITY COMPANY AND YOU'RE MY NEW VP OF OPERATIONS!

THE BAD NEWS IS THAT YOUR OFFICE IS INSIDE A WHEEL ATTACHED TO A GENERATOR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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