Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 28th March 2001

Dilbert//4365, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 28th March 2001

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power utility company director marketing increase revenue herbivore

Official transcript

Dogbert says to a dragon, "Bob, I'm starting a power utility company."

Dogbert says to the dragon, "You'll be my Director of Marketing. Your job is to increase revenue."

A frightened-looking boy is lying in bed with the covers pulled up to his nose. A lighted lamp is at his bedside. The dragon's tail is sticking out from under the bed and the dragon says, "Normally I'm an herbivore, Billy, but when the lights go off..."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BOB, I'M STARTING A POWER UTILITY COMPANY.

YOU'LL BE MY DIRECTOR OF MARKETING.

YOUR JOB IS TO INCREASE REVENUE.

NORMALLY I'M AN HERBIVORE, BILLY, BUT WHEN THE LIGHTS GO OFF.

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