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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 10th April 2001

Dilbert//4378, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 10th April 2001


Tags

animals dna clone one dont finish eating burgers elbonian unicorn save unicorn dna


Official transcript

An Elbonian is holding a tin can tied to a string to his ear. The Elbonia says, "I'm sad to report that our drilling has caused the extinction of the Elbonian unicorn."

The boss, at his desk, is on the phone. The boss says, "Save a sample of the animal's DNA so we can clone a new one."

The Elbonian with the tin can turns to another Elbonian, who is eating a burger. The first Elbonian says, "Don't finish that."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M SAD TO REPORT THAT OUR OIL DRILLING HAS CAUSED THE EXTINCTION OF THE EL BONIAN UNICORN.

SAVE A SAMPLE OF THE ANIMAL'S DNA SO WE CAN CLONE A NEW ONE.

DON'T FINISH THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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