Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th April 2001

Dilbert//4379, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 11th April 2001

Tags

oil wells albanian wild life preserve extinction seven species useless species eat and grunt

Official transcript

The boss is giving a presentation as he points to a slide of a dead animal. The boss says, "Our oil wells in the Elbonian Wildlife Preserve have caused the extinction of seven species."

The boss continues, "Luckily, they were useless species who did nothing but eat and grunt."

Wally is sitting beside Dilbert, eating a doughnut and grunting, "Mm..mm..mm.."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR OIL WELLS IN THE EL BONIAN WILDLIFE PRESERVE HAVE CAUSED THE EXTINCTION OF SEVEN SPECIES.

LUCKILY, THEY WERE USELESS SPECIES WHO DID NOTHING BUT EAT AND GRUNT.

MM...

MM...

MM...

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