Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th April 2001

Dilbert//4385, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 17th April 2001

Tags

cubicle sucking life force happening faster life suck 3000 machine evil catbert

Official transcript

Dilbert is standing in front of the boss's desk. Dilbert says, "My cubicle is sucking the life force out of me."

Dilbert continues, "I mean, it always has, but it seems like it's happening faster now."

The boss approaches Catbert who is at the controls of a large machine called "LifeSuck 3000". The boss says, "They noticed."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY CUBICLE IS SUCKING THE LIFE FORCE OUT OF ME.

I MEAN, IT ALWAYS HAS, BUT IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S HAPPENING FASTER NOW.

THEY NOTICED.

LifeSuck 3000

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