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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th April 2001

Dilbert//4386, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 18th April 2001


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evil robot annihilates the galaxy worst means


Official transcript

A male co-worker asks Dilbert, "What's the worst thing that could happen?"

Dilbert says, "Our beta product could turn into an evil robot that annihilates the galaxy."

Approaching Dogbert, Dilbert says, "Apparently I don't know what 'worst' means."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?

OUR BETA PRODUCT COULD TURN INTO AN EVIL ROBOT THAT ANNIHILATES THE GALAXY.

APPARENTLY I DON'T KNOW WHAT "WORST" MEANS.

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AI Analysis

Title: "The Worst Thing That Could Happen"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, sitting at a conference table with his colleagues. The conversation begins with a question from one of the men, "What's the worst thing that could happen?" Dilbert responds with a humorous remark, "Our beta product could turn into an evil robot that annihilates the galaxy." The man who asked the question appears puzzled, and Dilbert clarifies, "Apparently, I don't know what 'worst' means."

The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of worst-case scenarios and the potential consequences of technological advancements gone awry. It highlights the importance of considering all possible outcomes when developing new products or technologies. The strip also showcases Dilbert's witty sense of humor and his ability to think outside the box. Overall, the comic strip is a lighthearted commentary on the potential risks and consequences of innovation.

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