Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th April 2001

Dilbert//4396, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 28th April 2001

Tags

good job meeting woman late sixty hour week stock options decline not impressed

Official transcript

A woman asks Dilbert, "Do you have a good job?"

Dilbert says, "It depends on what you mean by good."

Dilbert continues, "If you consider the decline of my stock options, I work sixty hours a week for nothing."

The woman says, "Hey, look at the time."

Dilbert says, "My boss thinks I work eighty hours. Hee hee!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU HAVE A GOOD JOB?

IT DEPENDS WHAT YOU MEAN BY GOOD.

IF YOU CONSIDER THE DECLINE OF MY STOCK OPTIONS, I WORK SIXTY HOURS A WEEK FOR NOTHING.

HEY, LOOK AT THE TIME.

MY BOSS THINKS I WORK EIGHTY HOURS. HEE HEE HEE!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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