Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th April 2001

Dilbert//4397, first published 25 years ago on Sunday 29th April 2001

Tags

slump make changes management style paternal new management style we hate employees volunteer nineties kick off kick intern bent over

Official transcript

The boss addressing Wally and Dilbert says, "Our industry is in a slump. We need to make changes."

Pointing to a slide of Asok being handed an ice-cream cone, the boss says, "Our current mangement style could be described as paternal."

Pointing to a slide of a man getting kicked, the boss says, "Our new management style doesn't have a name yet."

Asok, waving his arm, says, "Ooh ooh! I have a suggestion."

Asok continues, "The new management style could be called 'We hate our employees.'"

The boss says, "Not bad."

The boss says, "I need a volunteer to help with the 'Back to the nineties' kick-off."

Asok bends over preparing to be kicked as he asks, "How is this like the nineties?"

The boss, about to kick, says, "Stop wiggling."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR INDUSTRY IS IN A SLUMP. WE NEED TO MAKE CHANGES.

OUR CURRENT MANAGEMENT STYLE COULD BE DESCRIBED AS PATERNAL.

OUR NEW MANAGEMENT STYLE DOESN'T HAVE A NAME YET.

!

I HAVE A SUGGESTION.

THE NEW MANAGEMENT STYLE COULD BE CALLED "WE HATE OUR EMPLOYEES.

NOT BAD.

I NEED A VOLUNTEER TO HELP WITH OUR "BACK TO THE NINETIES" KICKOFF.

HOW IS THIS LIKE THE NINETIES?

STOP WIGGLING

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