Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 30th April 2001

Dilbert//4398, first published 25 years ago on Monday 30th April 2001

Tags

next generation internet project cute single women low standard

Official transcript

Wally, sitting between the boss and Dilbert, says, "My next generation internet project is right on schedule."

Wally says, "It'll be done sometime in the next generation."

Wally continues, "If you know any cute single women with low standards, it would really help."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY NEXT GENERATION INTERNET PROJECT IS RIGHT ON SCHEDULE.

ITLL BE DONE SOMETIME IN THE NEXT GENERATION.

IF YOU KNOW ANY CUTE SINGLE WOMEN WITH LOW STANDARDS, IT WOULD REALLY HELP.

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