Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 2nd May 2001

Dilbert//4400, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 2nd May 2001

Tags

thirty million dollars nigerina banker bank information email ten percent commission tube sock fell behind dryer ratbert typing computer answering scam technology

Official transcript

Ratbert approaches Dogbrt holding a letter. Ratbert says, "A Nigerian banker needs my help getting thirty million dollars out of his country!"

Ratbert continues, "All I need to do is give him my bank information by e-mail and I'll get a ten percent commission."

Ratbert is seen typing: "Dear Gustava, my bank is a tube sock that fell behind the dryer."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

A NIGERIAN BANKER NEEDS MY HELP GETTING THIRTY MILLION DOLLARS OUT OF HIS COUNTRY!

ALL I NEED TO DO IS GIVE HIM MY BANK INFORMATION BY EMAIL AND I'LL GET A TEN PERCENT COMMISSION!

DEAR GUSTAVA, MY BANK IS A TUBE SOCK THAT FELL BEHIND THE DRYER.

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