Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd May 2001

Dilbert//4401, first published 25 years ago on Thursday 3rd May 2001

Tags

snails offcie slime trail hand lotion second sign addicted office

Official transcript

Dilbert approaches Tina the Tech Writer. A piece of paper sticks to his hand. He says, "I think we have snails in the office."

Dilbert holds the sheet of paper up and it appears to have something on it. Dilbert says, "There's a slime trail on everything."

Dilbert exits and Tina stands on her desk chair to reach a giant pump labelled "Hand Lotion."

Tina thinks, "That might be the second sign that I'm addicted to hand lotion."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I THINK WE HAVE SNAILS IN THE OFFICE.

THERE'S A SLIME TRAIL ON EVERYTHING.

THAT MIGHT BE THE SECOND SIGN THAT I'M ADDICTED TO HAND LOTION HAND LOTION

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