Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 8th May 2001

Dilbert//4406, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 8th May 2001

Tags

impersonate dead customer large purchases work acting

Official transcript

The Boss hands a black briefcase to Wally. He says, "You'll impersonate our dead customer and make large purchases from us."

Wally looks down at the briefcase and says, "I've never done anything like this before."

The Boss replies, "It's called 'work.'"

Wally walks away, continuing to hold the briefcase. He asks, "Am I doing it right?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU'LL IMPERSONATE OUR DEAD CUSTOMER AND MAKE LARGE PURCHASES FROM US.

I'VE NEVER DONE ANYTHING LIKE THIS BEFORE.

IT'S CALLED "WORK." AM I DOING IT RIGHT?

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