Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 9th May 2001

Dilbert//4407, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 9th May 2001

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wally in jail impersonating dead person street smarts survive temporary tattoos gift shop

Official transcript

Alice enters Dilbert's cubicle and announces, "Wally's in jail for impersonating a dead person."

Alice, sipping her coffee, continues, "He'll have to use all of his street smarts to survive."

Wally is seen in jail sitting next to a large man with tattoos, lifting weights. Wally grips his briefcase to himself and says, "I'll need some temporary tattoos. Which way is the gift shop?"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY'S IN JAIL FOR IMPERSONATING A DEAD PERSON.

HE'LL HAVE TO USE ALL OF HIS STREET SMARTS TO SURVIVE.

I'LL NEED SOME TEMPORARY TATTOOS.

WHICH WAY IS THE GIFT SHOP?

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