Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 16th May 2001

Dilbert//4414, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 16th May 2001

Tags

accepting bribes vendor golf lessons trip to veags price sheets

Official transcript

Carol sits between the Boss and Catbert. Catbert scolds Carol, saying "BAD!"

while the Boss says, "Carol, you can't keep accepting bribes from salespeople who want access to me."

Carol replies, "Didn't a vendor just take you on a golf trip to Vegas?"

The Boss says, "That is so-o-o!"

Carol replies, "Let's compare price sheets."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAROL, YOU CAN'T KEEP ACCEPTING BRIBES FROM SALES PEOPLE WHO WANT ACCESS TO ME.

BAD!

DIDN'T A VENDOR RECENTLY TAKE YOU ON A GOLF TRIP TO VEGAS?

THAT IS 50-0-0 DIFFERENT!

LET'S COMPARE PRICE SHEETS.

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