Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 17th May 2001

Dilbert//4415, first published 25 years ago on Thursday 17th May 2001

Tags

taking bribes from vendors feel guilty getting paid walk with cup looks harder

Official transcript

Carol sits behind her desk. Wally approaches with a cup of coffee and says, "Do you feel guilty about taking bribes from vendors?"

Carol replies, "No. Do you feel guilty getting paid to walk around with a coffee cup?"

Wally walks away thinking, "I need a bigger cup so this looks harder."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU FEEL GUILTY ABOUT TAKING BRIBES FROM VENDORS?

NO. DO YOU FEEL GUILTY GETTING PAID TO WALK AROUND WITH A COFFEE CUP?

I NEED A BIGGER CUP SO THIS LOOKS HARDER.

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