Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 5th June 2001

Dilbert//4434, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 5th June 2001

Tags

boost earnings mass exodus doorway jam

Official transcript

Dilbert and Wally sit on either side of the Boss at the conference table. The Boss says, "We're cutting back on advertising to increase earnings."

Dilbert quickly turns and says, "Um...Excuse me. I'll be right back."

Wally says, "Me too."

There are several people piled in the doorway, stuck. A man announces into a walkie-talkie, "We got another mass exodus doorway jam."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'RE CUTTING BACK ON ADVERTISING TO BOOST EARNINGS.

UM. . . EXCUSE ME.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

ME TOO.

WE GOT ANOTHER MASS EXODUS DOORWAY JAM.

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