Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 6th June 2001

Dilbert//4435, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 6th June 2001

Tags

new motto dance hurts love money work when people watch read contract assign mottos dilbert dogbert

Official transcript

Dilbert sits on the couch. Dogbert sits next to him and says, "This will be your new motto..."

Dogbert continues, "Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching."

Dilbert says, "You can't assign mottos to me."

Dogbert replies, "You'd better read your contract."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS WILL BE YOUR NEW

DANCE LIKE IT HURTS.

LOVE LIKE YOU NEED MONEY. WORK WHEN PEOPLE ARE WATCHING.

YOU CAN'T ASSIGN MOTTOS TO ME.

YOU'D BETTER READ OUR CONTRACT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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