Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 7th June 2001

Dilbert//4436, first published 25 years ago on Thursday 7th June 2001

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contract states nick names mottos political preferences new contract fact skippy communist now

Official transcript

Dogbert and Dilbert sit at a table, each reviewing a piece of paper. Dogbert says, "Our contract clearly states that I can give you nicknames, mottos and political preferences."

Dilbert sits with his arms folded over his chest and says, "I demand a new contract based on the fact that I didn't read this one before I signed it."

Dogbert replies, "Too bad, Skippy. You're a communist now."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR CONTRACT CLEARLY STATES THAT I CAN GIVE YOU NICKNAMES, MOTTOS AND POLITICAL PREFERENCES.

I DEMAND A NEW CONTRACT BASED ON THE FACT THAT I DIDN'T READ THIS ONE BEFORE I SIGNED IT.

TOO BAD.

SKIPPY.

YOU'RE A COMMUNIST NOW.

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