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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th June 2001

Dilbert//4441, first published 25 years ago on Tuesday 12th June 2001


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leave work boss harrassment work is done make more exercise in fulity exercise is good


Official transcript

Dilbert is walking out of the office with his briefcase and his jacket on. The Boss looks at his watch and says, "Leaving at seven?"

Dilbert turns and replies, "All of my work is done."

The Boss replies, "Then get some more work."

Dilbert says, "That would make my life an exercise in futility."

The Boss replies, "Exercise is good for you."

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

LEAVING AT SEVEN?

ALL OF MY WORK IS DONE.

THEN GET SOME MORE WORK.

THAT WOULD MAKE MY LIFE AN EXERCISE IN FUTILITY.

EXERCISE IS GOOD FOR YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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