Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th June 2001

Dilbert//4442, first published 25 years ago on Wednesday 13th June 2001

Tags

leave work early doctor appt female issues get out of work worked 80 hour week boss zombie

Official transcript

Alice is leaving the office with her briefcase and her jacket. The Boss stands with his hands on his hips in the doorway behind her and says, "It looks like someone is leaving early."

Alice turns and replies, "I started at 5 a.m. and I've already worked eighty hours this week."

The Boss looks at her and says, "SO?"

Alice replies, "I have a doctor's appointment...for female..."

as the Boss puts his hands to his ears and yells, "No details! Go Go Go!"

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE IS LEAVING EARLY I STARTED AT 5A.M. AND I'VE ALREADY WORKED EIGHTY HOURS THIS WEEK.

SO?

I HAVE A DOCTOR APPOINTMENT FOR...

FEMALE...

NO DETAILS!

GO GO GO!!!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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