Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 15th June 2001

Dilbert//4444, first published 25 years ago on Friday 15th June 2001

Tags

time to market benchmark two hours stole hours good mother year

Official transcript

Wally and Alice sit on either side of the Boss. Alice looks crazed and her eyes begin to twitch. The Boss says, "...And incrementally develop time-to-market benchmark framework..."

Suddenly, Alice throws her arms up and screams out, "This meeting stole two hours of my life!!!"

The Boss looks at her, then asks, "Did that help?"

Alice, looking exhausted, replies, "Yeah, I'm good for another hour."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

... AND INCREMENTALLY DEVELOP A TIME-TO-MARKET BENCHMARK FRAMEWORK.

SPOINK THIS MEETING STOLE TWO HOURS OF MY LIFE !!!

DID THAT HELP?

YEAH, I'M GOOD FOR ANOTHER HOUR.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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