Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 16th June 2001

Dilbert//4445, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 16th June 2001

Tags

designed product gaping hole market miracle team work actual afeatures eaten by squirrels

Official transcript

Dilbert stands in front of a complex model. He points on the screen and says, "I designed a product that could fill a gaping hole in the market."

Dilbert continues his presentation, pointing to a new slide with two shapes on it, nothing more. He says, "But thanks to the miracle of teamwork it turned into a product with no actual features."

The next slide Dilbert points to shows a picture of himself in bed, laughing. He says, "In Phase three I fantasized about my coworkers being eaten by squirrels."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DESIGNED A PRODUCT THAT COULD FILL A GAPING HOLE IN THE MARKET.

PLAN BUT THANKS TO THE MIRACLE OF TEAMWORK IT TURNED INTO A PRODUCT WITH NO ACTUAL FEATURES.

IN PHASE THREE I FANTASIZED ABOUT MY COWORKERS BEING EATEN BY SQUIRRELS.

HEE !!

HEE!!

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