Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 21st June 2001

Dilbert//4450, first published 25 years ago on Thursday 21st June 2001

Tags

loser no girlfreind business traveler call check her story order food waitress hard time restaurant

Official transcript

Dilbert sits alone at a table in a restaurant. A waitress comes to take his order and he says, "I'm not a loser who can't get a date. I'm a business traveller."

The waitress replies, "What's your girlfriend's name? I'll call her and check out your story."

Dilbert, embarassed, looks down at his menu and says, "Maybe I should order."

The waitress says, "Maybe you should."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M NOT A LOSER WHO CAN'T GET A DATE. I'M A BUSINESS TRAVELER.

WHAT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND'S NAME? I'LL CALL HER AND CHECK OUT YOUR STORY.

MAYBE I SHOULD ORDER.

MAYBE YOU SHOULD.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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