Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd June 2001

Dilbert//4451, first published 25 years ago on Friday 22nd June 2001

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$35 worth food 15% tip penne pasta no log cabin build log cabin sitaution promise

Official transcript

Dilbert looks at a menu in a restaurant and says, "Bring me $35 worth of food, including your 15% tip."

The waitress reaches for his menu and asks, "If I bring you a penne pasta, will you promise not to build a log cabin on your plate?"

Dilbert replies, "I can't promise that."

The waitress says, "Well then, we have a situation here."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

GIVE ME $35 WORTH OF FOOD, INCLUDING YOUR 15% TIP.

IF I BRING YOU A PENNE PASTA, WILL YOU PROMISE TO NOT BUILD A LOG CABIN ON YOUR PLATE?

==8 I CAN'T PROMISE THAT.

WELL THEN, WE HAVE A SITUATION HERE.

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