Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd June 2001

Dilbert//4452, first published 25 years ago on Saturday 23rd June 2001

Tags

temp sign time sheet permanent position dog has fake owner dilbert clone doll stand in fake person animals

Official transcript

Dilbert walks through the door of his house and says, "Dogbert! I'm ho-o-ome!"

Dogbert appears in the doorway and says, "I'll be right there. I have to sign the temp's time sheet."

Dilbert walks into the living room and finds a man sitting on a couch in a mask of his face, and Dogbert standing next to him saying, "If you're ever interested in a full-time position, give me a call."

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT!

I'M -- !

I'LL BE RIGHT THERE. I HAVE TO SIGN THE TEMP'S TIME SHEET.

IF YOU'RE EVER INTERESTED IN A PERMANENT POSITION, GIVE ME A CALL.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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