Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th June 2001

Dilbert//4454, first published 25 years ago on Monday 25th June 2001

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marketing acronyms wrong ones different meaning o

Official transcript

Asok the Intern sits at the conference table between the Boss and Dilbert. Asok says, "Per marketing's request, I did an O.R.D. for the B.G.G. that resulted in a Q.R.B."

Dilbert and Alice listen as Asok continues, "Then I discovered that marketing uses those acronyms for different things."

Asok says, "Their version doesn't require nudity, just to pick one example."

The Boss puts his hands to his face in frustration.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

PER MARKETING'S REQUEST, I DID AN O.R.D. FOR THE B.G.G.

THAT RESULTED IN A Q.R.B.

THEN I DISCOVERED THAT MARKETING USES THOSE ACRONYMS FOR DIFFERENT THINGS.

THEIR VERSION DOESN'T REQUIRE NUDITY, JUST TO PICK ONE EXAMPLE.

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